Sun. Oct 25th, 2020

Twitter Implodes as Manchester City Release the Worst James Bond Remake of All Time

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Strange commercial partnerships are now part and parcel of modern football. ​Manchester United have an official paint partner… Kansai Paint if you were wondering. Arsenal have an official formal wear partner, Chelsea have a deodorant partner, the list goes on and on. 

This means it takes something pretty incredible for a commercial move by a Premier League club to create any sort of noteworthy backlash on social media, with fans becoming 

so desensitised to these bizarre practices.

Step forward ​Manchester City, who have managed to produced an advert so cringe-inducing, so transparently corporate and out-of-kilter with the current mood of the club, it has united rival followers of the beautiful game in universal condemnation. 


In a video made to promote the club’s partnership with car manufacturer Nissan, Kyle Walker, Kevin de Bruyne and Ilkay Gundogan star in a James Bond-inspired film trailer called ‘A Little Bit Quick’.

The action flick begins with Walker – sorry ‘Special Agent Walker’ – sat in a car next to an unidentified bearded man, dressed in a white suit and just generally looking rather uncomfortable. 

The next scene is even more disconcerting, with the video cutting to a fedora-wearing Gundogan – sorry ‘Dark Illy Commander of the World’ – spinning round in a chair and stroking a fluffy white cat in true Bond villain fashion. The badly green-screened images of a shark tank behind him adds nicely to the absurdity. 




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In contrast to his two teammates, De Bruyne gets off fairly lightly by only having to make one fleeting appearance. The Belgian’s only involvement is in a short shot when he is seen walking towards the camera with Walker, accompanied by some Windows Movie Maker-level of explosion effects in the background. 

The video reaches a much-needed conclusion with Gundogan’s face being badly imposed onto a clip of someone driving a Nissan, with the German international spitting out that timeless line: “You’ll never take me alive, you losers!”. Goosebump-inducing stuff Ilkay, congratulations. 

Do not forget… this was only the trailer. Expect a feature length Manchester City x Nissan James Bond remake to appear on your timelines soon, as long as the Cityzens’ Twitter admins still have the bottle to release it after today’s obscene backlash.


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